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Good Things
- Just back from a 4 mile run, much of it uphill.
- Have discovered lovely places to eat in and around Perth.
- Have lost target 2 pounds this week.
- Decorator is reliable, hard-working, good quality, and cheaper than chips. Also pleasant.
- Rooms decorated look wonderful. No regrets about colours so far.
- New curtains and blinds have arrived.
- New gym is better than adequate, with good running machines, a swimming pool and sauna.
- Love my lovely PS3.
Bad Things
- 4 mile run laughably slow, and am laughably knackered after it. Had to stop for a 30 second break after 5k as had the world's most agonising stitch in right lung
- Lovely places to eat mean we keep eating out. Last night consumed own bodyweight at The Angler in Guildtown
- Target 2 pounds only achieved by stepping on scale right after my run. Have sneaking suspicion pounds may magically reappear tomorrow as my stunned body realises point 2.
- New curtains and blinds have to be hung. This means Fisher has to do it.
- Fisher has had to do everything and is in a shitty mood.
- New house is cold. My mother will be miserable here.
- New gym is great, but made mistake of swimming 1k in the pool, watched by Thinks-He's-Sexy instructor (long hair in pony tail, Russian accent, way with the lay-deez). Since then, he has made winky-jokey remarks about how, next time, I'm going to do 5 'tousand' metres as a warm up. Goddamn it. Now I can't get into the pool and do any less than 1k or I will lose his respect. Also, Fisher and I spent a long time discussing why he would be so impressed with me swimming 1k when he's a fitness instructor and must be used to far more spectacular feats of stamina. It took us 20 minutes before a thought struck me. I blew the dust off my mental Book of Male-Female Flirty-Flirtiness and wondered out loud if he fancied me.
Fisher laughed and laughed and laughed.
Which is fair enough. He has seen me in a swimsuit.
- Fuses keep blowing. Can't put kettle and cooker on at the same time. This morning the heating fuse blew for no apparant reason.
- I have spent so much money I feel physically sick.
- Had a small tantrum yesterday as Fisher was grouchy, things had gone wrong in the house - and I just wanted 1 day where everyone and everything was relaxed, happy, and not going fucking tits up.
- We have a vile little dog staying who drops little bits of shit all over the house and stinks to high heaven.
- We now have another dog staying who is not vile, but who needs enormous amounts of medicine: eye drops in the morning and at night, a pill wrapped in fish paste every meal time, eye wipes every 13 seconds, arse wipes every time she takes a dump ...
- Our building chief continues to be a pain in the anus. He will not have everything finished by the time Sister arrives. He is now 6 weeks overdue. He is a cretin.
- I am cross.
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