Location: Back from Tesco
Mood: Chipper
Mood: End of the Line
Today, Fisher and I decided that there aren't enough euphamisms for ... y'know ... the old lady garden. The vajayjay. The ... see, now, I've run out. And I mean inoffensive ones - ones that don't make you wince slightly. So, as an experiment, we decided we'd read out every sign we saw and apply it as a euphemism. These are some of the best ... and the worst. Try using each one after the words "Ooyah, me ..." like you've just been struck between the legs by a football.
The best:
1. Fun Junction (name of a joke shop in Perth)
2. Flower House
3. Cake Topping (?!?)
4. Original Source (bath foam - doesn't sound quite so earth-mothery if you add that, though).
The worst:
1. Turkish Kebab House
2. Seriously Farmy Cheddar
3. Redroom (restaurant in Perth)
4. Ex-Servicemen's Club (quite appropriate, though!)
This is all I have to share with you today. Should I feel ashamed?
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About Me
A Tableful
The whole kit and kaboodle.
Sister
Looking dazed at Christmas.
Me
If I tried really, really hard, I might just be able to look a tiny bit more fat and smug.
Auntie Seshat & Gemmill
Playing Matador
Blarney
Don't let her fool you. She's never that serene.
Spar
Lookin' gooooood ...
Koios
Koios Want Cake!
Wrecker
Excited by a shopping spree.
Phid
Bring on the burn ...
Wheeler
Baffie in Heaven
Spartan & Protagoras
Chillin' in the sunshine
Badger n Janus
All dolled up for Blar'n'Spar's Wedding
Silver Arrow & Lubentina
Whatever it was, I wish I could remember.
Janus
Braving the waters of Spain in October
Koios and Fisher
At the top of a random church tower.
Chopper n Baffie
Chopper communes with Baffie
Baffie & Bridie
Before the War
1 comments:
I think we alll know best for me not to comment on this one as my suggestions would undoubtly be offensive and cause much wincing....
Though if we are following the sign rule it'd be "ire Station" thanks to letters dropping off.
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